MANLY ACTRESS GALLERY

For some strange reason nearly all actresses have big square jaws, wide shoulders, narrow hips, boyish arses, long arms, and big hands. Their careers tend to end in a mess of botched plastic surgery leaving them looking more like aging drag queens with each passing year.

 Some shining examples of various stages of this process include Sarah Jessica Parker, Megan Fox, Meg Ryan, Melanie Griffith, Cameron Diaz, Courteney Cox, Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Connolly, Ana Chlumsky, Daryl Hannah, Pamela Anderson, Keira Knightly, Teri Hatcher, Melanie Griffith, Jennifer Grey, Gillian Anderson, and Brooke Shields, all of which are feature in the MANLY ACTRESS GALLERY.

SOMETHING TO CHEW ON

All of Americas "First Ladies" have been men. Yes that does include Melania. No, "she" is not the first exception in American history.

Here are 20 pictures of historic American "First Ladies" to chew on...

 

"Call those men in drag? Hold my cocktail..."

 

AUTHENTIC TRANSITIONING

Authentic transitioning takes time

TRANDOMS 3

WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

The Bangles - With the benefit of hindsight it's not hard to see this 80's "girl" band was a bunch of men in wigs - "Walk Like an Egyptian"

The shorter one in the black and white striped top pulls it off better than the others, but the  three taller ones are obviously DUDES!

Is one of these men shorter than the others?

But they scrubbed up OK! (Yeah right)

 

JESSICA SIMPSON'S CHEAP GARBAGE

Jessica Simpson needed some new garbage cans. But instead of ordering top-of-the-line name-brand trash receptacles, she headed to a HomeGoods discount store to hunt for a bargain, she confessed in an interview. In the same sit-down, she also admits it “might be the last time” she’ll be wearing her gold rings and bracelets — “because I might have to sell them.”

Yes, Jessica — who once ran a billion-dollar empire — is down and out. “She’s feeling a major financial crunch, which is a huge 180 from her old life, where finances were never a concern and she bought the best of everything,” a source tells In Touch. But over the past couple of years, a run of bad luck involving her company’s management forced the actress and former reality star, 43, to go into massive debt and make “big lifestyle changes.”

 

 

 

 

 

JULIET LEWIS IS EVOLVING

 Juliet Lewis is looking like an Olympic athlete these days🤩

"Queer as Folk" creator Stephen Dunn clearly knew what he was doing when choosing a name for the mother of non-binary teen-turned-drag queen Mingus (Fin Argus). Played by perennial gay icon Juliette Lewis, Judy is a fountain of unconditional love...

https://ew.com/tv/juliette-lewis-queer-as-folk-interview/

 

DONNA SUMMER HAD SHOULDERS

 Donna Summer was a man in a wig singing in falsetto

"I Feel Love" did have a funky groove going, but the person born Adrian Gaines in 1948 who became "Donna Summer" had one hell of a pair shoulders!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZqqvrWCs3Q

Padded hips maketh the woman

AN ODD LOOKING FAMILY

 Demi Moore & Bruce Willis have three handsome sons

BOND GIRL DUDES

WERE THE BOND GIRLS A BUNCH OF DUDES?

Like American first "ladies" and Hollywood actresses, "Bond Girls" are highly dubious. To put it bluntly, a lot of them look like trannies, starting with the very first one who appeared in "Dr No" (1962) - Ursula Andress.

But this is all just too much for most people to cope with, so let's look at one "Bond Girl" in particular. His name was Barry!

 

 
https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/05/06/transgender-james-bond-girl-caroline-cossey/

 

Some people think I'm just a fruitloop who makes all this stuff up. Maybe I am. But maybe I'm not...