Something about most "actresses" just doesn't sit right... Their Adam's apples maybe?

For some strange reason nearly all actresses have big square jaws, wide shoulders, narrow hips, boyish arses, long arms, and big hands. Their careers tend to end in a mess of botched plastic surgery leaving them looking more like aging drag queens with each passing year.

 Some shining examples of various stages of this process include Sarah Jessica Parker, Megan Fox, Meg Ryan, Melanie Griffith, Cameron Diaz, Courteney Cox, Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Connolly, Ana Chlumsky, Daryl Hannah, Pamela Anderson, Keira Knightly, Teri Hatcher, Melanie Griffith, Jennifer Grey, Gillian Anderson, and Brooke Shields.

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