Pink - another guy we are all supposed to pretend is female

 The worst of modern "music" is captured unspectacularly by a guy going by the name of "Pink"

(AKA. Alecia Beth Moore Hart, born September 8, 1979)

According to trustworthy Wikipedia, Pink has been described as "pop royalty" for his distinctive raspy voice and acrobatic stage presence, and he has sold over 135 million records.

"Records" sounds highly unlikely, but I guess it sounds better than "units"

Just how bad is this crap? In a word, lame - Unless you are into cheesy 80's aerobic music introduced by Cher & Jamie Lee Curtis. In which case you will think this video rocks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YcZKd6-Lq0